Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Chester made me sit the bench

I guess its a good thing I didn't play much when I was on JV because its a sign the coach didn't really like me much. Why is this a good thing? Because my J.V. Coach just got caught trying to hook up with a 14 YEAR OLD BOY! He seemed normal and this is a surprise to me, but since I was around the time maybe I was spellbound by the secret charms of this sex offender. I can honestly say that he was not as sketchy of a dude as that picture portrays, and he is probably not the guy I would expect to be trying to bone a 14 year old. Its not like he was talking to a 14 year old boy, he was talking to a police officer acting like a 14 year old boy. He could have thought he was talking to a 43 year old divorced woman looking to remarry who was acting like a 14 year old boy. I could understnd that. But if he was really trying to hook up with boys, well, I hope he enjoys the walk of shame with the neighbors.

2 comments:

barry allen said...

i'd be surprised to see the poor bastard survive if and when he gets released. apparently he's been threatening to kill himself, had a spotless record at the school. i hate this kind of shit--that dude should not be in jail, he should have either therapy or ready access to hookers. jail isn't going to do anything but ruin his already dashed life.

Carl said...

Whats weird about these cyber justice programs are that the people who get caught aren't really hitting on 14 year olds. They're hitting on grown adults posing as 14 year olds trying to do everything they can to get the person convicted so their police chief can hold a press conference and secure more funding from the state.