In My Whole Friggin Life

I got up and dove into a whole fucking shitload of snow today and continued to do so all around the boston metropolitan area. My crew, team mortimer, and I did donuts in copley square, jumped off of the auditorium in the common, and drank wine out of a slurpee cup. This has been the best random disaster I've ever been involved in, and that is more than the blackout of 2003, or the MSU riots of 2004. So if you were in boston it sucks that you didn't go out. You could of seen my roomate getting caught pissing on a random wall off of boston common and had to pinch it off. The video and photos are so ridiculous we are going to auction their rights off to hollywood execs...but if someone can give me a clue how to post this shit they might appear here first.