Yeah its colder than a polar bears toenails right now, but I can't really bitch it was 0 this morning back in the 'field.
It was also cold yesterday so when I went out to eat thai food I went for the noodle soup, extra spicy. This soup is a giant bowl of broth with meat and noodles and a few vegetables, and it is usually much better than this restaurants. So I am pounding away at the noodles because I am hungry, I kill those, and take care of all the meat too. Then I start pounding away at the broth when I almost start to choke. The spicy stuff must have all been in the bottom of the broth. Did I mention that I was out with two girls from my program while I try to keep from dumping a mouthful of broth into my lap? Yeah I was out with two girls, both of whom I thought I was trying to get with until they discovered that I am four or five years younger than them. Next thing I know I am their little brother and they're talking about soap opera actors...Bull Shit! I think I am going to start saying I'm 28 and then girls will think I'm all laid back and shit. So I manage to get the broth down before disaster happens, but do I stop with the broth? No, I had to hit it again. This time there is no saving myself I start coughing and then this horrendously hot, horrendously spicy stuff starts going up my nose. Yes it sucked, Yes I'm still scared of spicy food, and No I did not get one drop of sympathy from the two women.
4 comments:
OMG carl, nothing and no one can make me laugh like you. pounding broth. okay, now i'm ready to start my second day of grad school. and you should still get with those girls, whatev, they need a break from just watching soap operas, they need to LIVE the MAGIC!
the magic of carl!
un besito! - em
carl, I would have saved you from the scary broth! now I just have to figure out who these girly-girls are...and plot their demise...
Those girls do need to live the magic, they just haven't realized it yet. One of the girls teaching a Dance Class for people in the program and I am wondering if I could sign up and take her class, while some how playing it off real casual, like "I take dance classes all the time" or "I am completely secure with my masculinity" but I don't know if I can pull that one off (or if I have time for it).
Christine, the girls were in AIE and something else (EPM) so do your worst...but since neither of us are going to see our loved ones, let alone other random people so I might be ok. But you don't need to save me from the broth, the only problem with that was it was a little too delicious.
yeah, i've been demoted to little brother my share of times. maybe it's because i giggle incontrollable and any sounds fainlty resembling a fart.
one time a few months ago, as i moved in to take a bit of pizza, i took a breath, and one of those peppers you sprinkle on pizza made its way to my lungs. i was coughing so long it got boring, and i tried eating amidst the coughing and it was disastrous for everyone at the table.
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