Road Trip

So I got done with the whole road trip and returned to work almost immediately after. I never really posted what happened.



Boston
On the first leg I met up with a man we call "slippery goose" who was involved in the last years road trip, and the very first road trip which embarked from Cambridge, MA. We made little cardboard cut outs of our buddies from Cambridge who were tending to their vaginas at the time and went around to visit all of the places we used to hang out at. It was hard work, requiring us to purposely getting kicked out of pizzeria uno in order to make it to the tam, and then back to the hong kong.

New York
This was the portion of trip where I missed my flight.

Phoenix
I got to phoenix and saw my man steve-o at his school. His current girlfriend is pressuring him now to have a baby. I don't really know why, my guess is that she teaches elementary. I interviewed one of his principals and his MASSIVE outdoor campus arizona high school. Then we decided to make more cut outs and play olympics drinking games.

Detroit
Home is hopefully going to stop being a depressing glimpse into the lifeless economy and government corruption, but it wasn't this trip. When you ask people how things have been its either the economy is horrible, or the mayor is in jail. My Dad even had his benefits messed with after GM's poor 2nd quarter.

Chicago
Apparently my buddy in Chicago has dropped the appropriate number of quarters in the cups of drunks or soemthing, because he has an apartment so nice he must of done something right. We went down to watch the air and water show but there was too many people so we went and caught it from his weight room. I also saw a man drink candle wax, and I need to get those pictures up one of these days.

After two days of relaxing I went and observed the first day of school at one of the most hardcore schools ever. They made kids like take their pants out of their socks, take their hair bands out of their wrists, and if they had dyed hair they had a week to change it.

New York
Back home it was cool, I got to spend two days relaxing and then went back to school and stayed there til like 11. For free. Only to find out the principal will try to fire me if I don't do well this year. Thats the last I'm bitching about that whole thing until february.

Road trip was solid work, that makes it four summers in a row. Next summer I think I have to get some corporate sponsorship and go over seas.