So I am at Harvard and I am doing a whole bunch of cool stuff. I am meeting all of the people in the program. I am learning about the school work we will have to do and the professors we will learn from. Yet all I can think about is What Did I Eat Last Night??? In between the sessions about urban diversity and the ice breakers I was blowing up shitters all across cambridge. These were a horrible case of the shits, I straight violated a bathroom in the bar we went to after the program. If that is not bad enough I had my Mom get me these boxer briefs that were white as new fallen snow. So yeah, Hershey Stain.
I mean I all of the first day ideas and expectations and stuff will probably get proved wrong or forgotten, but skid marks....skid marks are forever.
3 comments:
you are freaking SICK, carl!
this is my visit to your blog, by the way.
thanks for lunch!
~c
Sorry about the grossness. I guess I was aiming this blog to speak to the people in the rundown houses north of MSU. Oh, and lunch was a pleasure!
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